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Double Thumbs Down

October 21, 2010
Double Down

Fatties rejoice! Your dreams have come true! A new cholesterol laden, fat loaded, grease soaked monstrosity is here, just for you! Be ready to add more pounds to your overloaded body! If you don’t care about your health, this is for you! The KFC Double Down is made for you! In case you don’t know [...]

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Double Big Mess – With Cheese

August 29, 2010
double big mac

A disgusting sign caught my eye the other day. I guess they make it bright so that fatties can see it even with their flabby cheeks covering their eyes. Either that or they just want everyone’s attention. Probably the second one, but first one also applies in this case. Anyway, I gasped in disbelief. The [...]

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Subway – Eat Stale

July 31, 2010
Subway Sub

I thought Subway’s turkey sub was supposed to have turkey in it?  I mean usually that would be considered the main ingredient, would it not? Turkey sub, made with turkey. Then why is it that every time I get a turkey sub, it seems like it has everything but the turkey? Or ham, or any [...]

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One and A Half Mistakes

July 28, 2010
Oreo Cookie

What is the best part of the Oreo Cookie? The middle of course! For us “crème” lovers, a few years they brought out the “Double Stuf” Oreo, meaning double the crème in the middle. This was fantastic news for me. Or so I thought. First, let’s start with the actual bag containing the cookies. I [...]

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To “Dew” or Not to “Dew”

July 18, 2010
Don't Dew

One day, I had the displeasure of consuming one repulsive, disgusting, “refreshment”. I don’t think its worthy of even being called a legitimate beverage, but that’s beside the point. The sickly color of it was enough to make my stomach churn, but no; I thought to myself, everyone else seems to enjoy it, why shouldn’t [...]

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