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Tales of Wal-Mart – Chapter 3

September 27, 2010
price check

PRICE CHECK THIS! Ok, I’ve about had it with Wal-Mart. This last trip really put me over the edge. This time, I was desperate for some inexpensive hair dye. Nobody else in my effing town sells it that cheap. I had no choice. I apologize to you anti-Wal-Mart readers. In general, my first rule for [...]

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A Shopper’s Discontent

September 14, 2010
mad about the mall

My local mall is a joke. It’s a simple statement, but sadly, quite true. You would probably not believe it until you see it, so let me describe in great detail for your amusement. I am a shopaholic. I usually do my shopping in a nearby bigger city of an undisclosed name, because I really [...]

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Adventures of Wal-Mart – Chapter 2

August 20, 2010
Wal-Mart, simpletons, fatties, douche

Rant 2 – Attention Wal-Mart Customers, Do Not Read If You Are One Last time I was in Wal-Mart, I took a good look at the people around me. I realized that other than the approximately 5% of normal people shopping there, everyone else was one or combination of the following – 1. The Simpleton, [...]

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Adventures of Wal-Mart – Chapter 1

August 6, 2010
Walmart Mad Face

As you may already know, I do NOT like Wal-Mart. I think there are too many reasons to mention in one rant, so I have decided to break them down into a series of rants, for your enjoyment. *Ahem*. Rant 1 – The mistakes of shopping on or after welfare days. I think it is [...]

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Subway – Eat Stale

July 31, 2010
Subway Sub

I thought Subway’s turkey sub was supposed to have turkey in it?  I mean usually that would be considered the main ingredient, would it not? Turkey sub, made with turkey. Then why is it that every time I get a turkey sub, it seems like it has everything but the turkey? Or ham, or any [...]

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