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Tales of Wal-Mart – Chapter 5

February 22, 2011
fat girl with cart

You can’t go once to Wal-Mart without something interesting happening. Although this Wal-Mart event dates back to the Christmas holidays, it still sticks in my mind as a Tale of Wal-Mart rant. OK, so day after Christmas sales a.k.a. Boxing Day sales here in Canada are like U.S. holiday Black Friday sales. Everything goes cheap, [...]

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Lady Walks Into Fountain

January 20, 2011
dumb lady falls into mall fountain

Watch this: Now the rant commences. THIS IS WHY I HATE WATCHING PEOPLE TEXTING. “Oh, my cell phone is so important that I am so absorbed in it that I cannot see anything around me.” OK, so a dumb woman is sooo into her effing texting that she can’t see anything around her, due to [...]

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Tales of Wal-Mart – Chapter 4

December 3, 2010
Wal-mart

Around this time of year, I enjoy scouting out Christmas decorations and such. Unfortunately there aren’t many options around my area, and this usually leads to – you guessed it, dreaded Wal-Mart. So I figure I would go early in the morning to avoid the typical trash. Now you are thinking, if this plan had [...]

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How not to wear UGGS!

November 18, 2010
ugly uggs

As winter approaches, more and more people are switching footwear to Uggs. Personally I can’t stand these things because everyone wears them and it gets sickening and monotonous to look at. But if you are going to wear them, please, please, I am begging you, wear them right! So here are the reasons and/or ways [...]

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Fat Chick + Skinny Jeans = Ew

November 12, 2010
Fat girl trying to get into skinny jeans

I think my title says it all… Look, it’s so simple, fatties. It’s bad enough you won t lose weight. It’s disgraceful how you stuff your face and don’t seem to give a cr4p about how it looks, or how many pounds you will gain.. but really, why must us others suffer by seeing your [...]

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