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How not to wear UGGS!

November 18, 2010
ugly uggs

As winter approaches, more and more people are switching footwear to Uggs. Personally I can’t stand these things because everyone wears them and it gets sickening and monotonous to look at. But if you are going to wear them, please, please, I am begging you, wear them right! So here are the reasons and/or ways [...]

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Jeans For A Douche

August 16, 2010
Mens Skinny Jeans

We’ve all seen it. And it’s not pleasant. In fact, it’s really quite disturbing that it even exists. Let’s say you are shopping in your local mall. You are looking at some clothes or whatever, and amongst the simpletons, fatties, and few normal people, something horribly, disgustingly douchy catches your eye. THE DREADED MALE SKINNY [...]

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Crocs and Socks

July 26, 2010
Crocs are ugly

Crocs and frumps, go together like Wal-Mart and fatties. Oh, wait, frumps and Wal-Mart go together too. And Crocs. Let me start over. Crocs, frumps, fatties, and Wal-Mart all go together. But my original point I am trying to make is Crocs, like Wal-Mart, are somehow insanely popular when they shouldn’t be. Kind of like [...]

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