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Tales of Wal-Mart – Chapter 4

December 3, 2010
Wal-mart

Around this time of year, I enjoy scouting out Christmas decorations and such. Unfortunately there aren’t many options around my area, and this usually leads to – you guessed it, dreaded Wal-Mart. So I figure I would go early in the morning to avoid the typical trash. Now you are thinking, if this plan had [...]

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How not to wear UGGS!

November 18, 2010
ugly uggs

As winter approaches, more and more people are switching footwear to Uggs. Personally I can’t stand these things because everyone wears them and it gets sickening and monotonous to look at. But if you are going to wear them, please, please, I am begging you, wear them right! So here are the reasons and/or ways [...]

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Fat Chick + Skinny Jeans = Ew

November 12, 2010
Fat girl trying to get into skinny jeans

I think my title says it all… Look, it’s so simple, fatties. It’s bad enough you won t lose weight. It’s disgraceful how you stuff your face and don’t seem to give a cr4p about how it looks, or how many pounds you will gain.. but really, why must us others suffer by seeing your [...]

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The Not-So-Good Side of Halloween

October 31, 2010
Ungrateful kids on Halloween

With it being Halloween – as I write this – I thought I’d rant about it. I’m not a kid anymore so the fun of it is practically done with it, except for the half price candy on November 1. Anyway, I will tell you why it is no longer fun, not to be a [...]

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Double Thumbs Down

October 21, 2010
Double Down

Fatties rejoice! Your dreams have come true! A new cholesterol laden, fat loaded, grease soaked monstrosity is here, just for you! Be ready to add more pounds to your overloaded body! If you don’t care about your health, this is for you! The KFC Double Down is made for you! In case you don’t know [...]

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