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Seriously…

October 15, 2010
Shopping Cart Guy

Fact – People in general are idiots. Let me explain, in three different ways. Let’s say you are buying some items in a store, whatever they may be. You are about to pay for your items. You realize the line up is almost entirely empty, perhaps one person in line, or if you are lucky, [...]

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Stand Up Straight, Young Man!!!

October 5, 2010
nerd

Have you ever wondered what it is about a douchebag that downright infuriates you? I know I have. There is this underlying issue about them that I figured out over several years of trial and error, which I like to call simple observation. And no, in this case it is not the skinny jeans, or [...]

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Tales of Wal-Mart – Chapter 3

September 27, 2010
price check

PRICE CHECK THIS! Ok, I’ve about had it with Wal-Mart. This last trip really put me over the edge. This time, I was desperate for some inexpensive hair dye. Nobody else in my effing town sells it that cheap. I had no choice. I apologize to you anti-Wal-Mart readers. In general, my first rule for [...]

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LET ME SHOP!!!

September 21, 2010
Annoying Saleslady

I’m sure you have heard these dreaded words. “Can I help you today?” This one is even more annoying, “Can I help you with anything in particular today?” This leads to my rant today. Where shall I begin? Well, last time I went shopping in my ‘fantastic’ mall, I was getting very frustrated with not [...]

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Guys Don’t Get It

September 17, 2010
pissed off

I’M EXTREMELY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!! HE NEEDS TO STOP ANNOYING ME ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING WHEN ALL I’M TRYING TO DO IS SAY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A COMPLAINT AFTER ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER! IF YOU DON’T GIVE A RATS A** THEN LET ME KNOW JERK!!!!!!!! I CAN’T STAND THE BULL**** ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF [...]

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