I think my title says it all…
Look, it’s so simple, fatties. It’s bad enough you won t lose weight. It’s disgraceful how you stuff your face and don’t seem to give a cr4p about how it looks, or how many pounds you will gain.. but really, why must us others suffer by seeing your hideous butt-crack, surrounded by folds and folds of bare skinned muffin top?
I can’t remember where I was when I saw this horror- well it’s been more than once, and it was probably in Wal-Mart- but this is sadly a true statement.
My jaw literally dropped. This fatty, was clearly like size 22… poured into about a 15-16… so naturally there isn’t enough butt space to cover your fat azz, so the jeans must sit on the hips. Remember, skinny girls where low-rise, so fat ones can too! Anyway, the force of flab pushes the jeans down to slide over the butt-crack, thus revealing a nasty three inches of pure azz. With cellulite. I’d say cottage cheese azz but the mention of food will want fatties to eat. Continuing on, the flab pushing down becomes the dreaded muffin top. Sometimes more than one. And because, the flab is too wide, you lose shirt space, making your shirt appear small and short, showing off bare skin. Bare skin that hangs over the sides of the jeans. In one word – nasty.
The more shocking part is why they can’t feel the draft, or actually do and don’t care. I’ve seen people laughing and these fatties don’t know why. Are you serious? I’d be completely humiliated.
GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE NOT A SIZE 9 OR WHATEVER YOUR DERANGED MIND THINKS… YOU ARE A 22, YOU ARE A PLUS SIZE, YOU ARE NASTY, LOSE SOME WEIGHT BUT MEANWHILE PLEASE GO SHOP IN PLUS SIZE SECTION AND COVER UR NASTY AZZ.
SKINNY JEANS ARE NAMED THAT FOR A REASON NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE TELLS YOU… THERES NO SUCH THING AS FAT SKINNY…
JUST PLEASE STOP IT. ATLEAST COVER UP. AND IF YOU DONT, EXPECT LAUGHTER OK? NOW GO EAT. THERE I SAID IT. BUT IM SURE YOUR EATING NOW ALREADY. WIPE THOSE CRUMBS OFF YOUR SKINNY JEANS.
