Watch this:
Now the rant commences.
THIS IS WHY I HATE WATCHING PEOPLE TEXTING. “Oh, my cell phone is so important that I am so absorbed in it that I cannot see anything around me.”
OK, so a dumb woman is sooo into her effing texting that she can’t see anything around her, due to her own moronic-ness, that she walks into a mall fountain. *Insert laughter here*. But to add to the laughs… she is suing the mall!! Now this is hilarious.
I do not pity this pathetic woman. She admits she works there and can’t remember the giant fountain in the middle of her own mall. It’s bad enough to see teenagers doing this but a grown adult, this is even more funny.
“Wah, nobody helped me.” Please… you didn’t want to be helped lady! The video proves, you quickly got up and ran away from the scene… understandably, due to embarrassment. But then don’t expect help when nobody even knew what happened!! What help do you want? “Hey, dumbazz, can I help you out of the water?” You sure got out fine on your own. But I’m sure your first concern was the cell phone’s condition. And how to profit from this.
Can you sue for being an idiot? Does this mean if someone walks into a lamp post, they can sue the city for putting it there? If you trip on someone’s car in a parking lot, can you sue them for parking there? Or better yet, the store for allowing people to park in their spots? Lady, I should sue you for wasting my time because you want my pity for being a selfish, retarded moron.
Maybe if you’d stop texting, you’d see the sign that said wet floor, since now you blame that too. Anything but yourself, right? Something tells me if she walked into another person, she’d be blaming them for getting in her way. I wonder if she’d sue them?
I hope your cell phone got fried. And you know what? Should have kept your mouth shut, because now the whole world sees what an idiot you are. And not just general public, but your co-workers who now must stifle back their laughter and tolerate your dumbness.
Oh, and don’t forget to go after the cell phone company for having a phone that can’t tolerate water.
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I can’t believe someone would be so careless as to fall into a mall fountain. Now places around the US are banning texting while walking around in malls over this little incident that has been inflated.
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She is suing the mall for her own mistake!Is that lady crazy!